ihatemyyself--forlovingyeu

Saturday, September 10, 2005

GUESS WHAT
coach HAD to go to china
and aps HAD to choose
uncle william to sub
uncle william's fun
he let us play water polo aft tt
but he HAD to slog our guts first
so he tells us to put on our paddles
so i do
THEN he tells us to do
fly pull with no kicks
and we all look at him
with our mouths WIDE OPEN
then he's like...
FIRST SWIMMER
GO!!!!"
uhhhhhhhh
so i do tt
and guess what
i whack my hip with the paddle
well HELLO
i'm squished against the lane rope
yess
and for those of yeuu who have
NEVER been whacked by a paddle
LUCKY YEU
so i do a few more pulls successfully
without hitting myself
and then i whack myself again
right on the same spot
OUCH
it's not e first tym
a few mths ago this fat kid whacked me real hard
on the back of my left hand
and i had a bruise there for two weeks
sigh...still have swimming tmr
will die if uncle williams there
haix

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